Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Slacking Off

Geez; what a slacker.

Uh, I had a little problem this week which precluded fulfilling my weekly duties.

I took a 6 day vacation at Mid-State Medical Center. I was diagnosed with a case of chronic Good Looks with a severe Charm infection. Both conditions were resistant to standard drug treatments. Doctors then tried a new, experimental drug called Realitycheck-oxane(ifyouthinkyourefunnyyouredreaming citrate).

Doctors prescribed the hospital smock as well to hide my physique effectively increasing the drugs' effects.

Results are promising, but I'm being cautioned they may only be temporary.

I should be back to normal by next week.

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