Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Geez; what a slacker.
Uh, I had a little problem this week which precluded fulfilling my weekly duties.
I took a 6 day vacation at Mid-State Medical Center. I was diagnosed with a case of chronic Good Looks with a severe Charm infection. Both conditions were resistant to standard drug treatments. Doctors then tried a new, experimental drug called Realitycheck-oxaneⓇ (ifyouthinkyourefunnyyouredreaming citrate).
Doctors prescribed the hospital smock as well to hide my physique effectively increasing the drugs' effects.
Results are promising, but I'm being cautioned they may only be temporary.
I should be back to normal by next week.